The fuck you want? No just kidding I love you you're beautiful lets go get pizza
take a deep breath
You can do anything you set your mind to, man

vesley:

I sincerely hope Blue Ivy’s bedtime stories begin with Beyonce upon a time

What a fucking nerd

Me talking about someone I love (via cowprince)

the-winchester-initiative:

posthumous-mcdouble:

Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives

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(Source: collectiveassbutts)

obsessionsofmine:

iwouldliketobutteryourmuffin:

rabid-firefly:

theinsanecrayonbox:

ruthlessamor:

killer-cupcakes:

joponyhere:

yiffinq:

viamadlucem:

phinfrost:

this test has some downright confusing english but it seems to be more or less accurate if you can figure out the questions and answer them right

Real Age: 19Mental Age: 23

real age: 16mental age: 21

Real Age: 14
Mental age: 35
damn

Real Age: 19
Mental age: 34Welp

Real Age: 19
Mental age: 27
Sounds about right. Lawl.

real age: 25
mental age: 30
darn i was almost convinced i’d be younger XD;;; but that’s not so bad, i’m where i should be at least then

Real age: 26
Mental Age: 37
Well…. That’s about right.

Real Age: 25
Mental Age: 39 
uhhhh…?

Real Age:18
Mental Age:35
Alright then, 17yrs of difference
my family: skinny people are gross.
my family: fat people are gross
my family: self harm-ers are gross
my family: suicide is gross
my family: mental illnesses are gross
my family: homosexuals are gross
my family: oh, but we won't judge you. you can tell us anything.
me: lol no i'm fine thanks.

dolphinboy420:

WHY DO COMPLIMENTS MAKE ME FEEL 2% BETTER BUT INSULTS MAKE ME FEEL 87% WORSE I DONT LIKE THAT

(Source: dolphinboy89)